A cup full of Shakespeare, a dash of Tim Burton, a helping of the Doctor, a spoonful of Nicolas Cage and just a hint of dry humor.
a movie titled Genghis Con in which genghis kahn is found frozen in a large block of ice by a team of criminals and they take him on and teach him their ways and they perform an elaborate bank robbery but he messes it up really bad because he’s from like almost 1000 years ago and nothing makes sense to him now
and the sequel’s tagline is “this summer the genghis back together”
*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*